I've thought a lot about the looming zombie apocalypse. Really.
When half-rotten (or in some cases, fully rotten) corpses reanimate and feast
on the living, what the hell would I do? How would I defend our home? More
importantly, how would I defend my family?
I've recently concluded a very thorough analysis of my
current planning, and it seems my defensive strategies aren't very good. To be a
little more precise, they stink on ice.
So I decided that I needed advice. Then it dawned on me. Who
would know more about killing zombies than screenwriters? With that in mind, I
popped some popcorn and downloaded several of the best zombie movies of all
Sadly, the results were not very encouraging. SPOILER ALERT – If you
haven't seen these movies I sort of give away the endings.
I could stay and defend my family like in Night of the Living Dead (1968) – Unfortunately, the movie ends with photos of the hero being dumped on a
pile of burning bodies.
Okay, maybe holing up in a…